| Subject: Why sex hurts girls but guys love it so much
Body: Why sex hurts girls, but guys love it!
92 billion and 1/2 people have died from not reposting this.
So on the news there was a girl
who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation
between a girl and her boyfriend. This is how is
went:
Amber: Jessie, are you gonna come over
tomorrow to meet my mom? Like I said before, she really
wants to meet you.
Jessie: Of course, honey. I know how much this
means to you. When would you like me to come
over?
Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Jessie, what's that
tapping sound?
Jessie: What?! I don't hear anything... You're
probably imagining things, sweetheart.
Amber: Quit joking around, Jessie!! Stop making
that noise. It's getting louder!
Jessie: I don't joke, you should know that by
now... I love you so much, and I would never lie to you...
Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears!!!!! How can you
NOT hear that?! Hold on, there's someone at the
door... I'll be right back! Don't miss me too much!
**She answers the door and sees Jessie**
**standing there, holding a knife and a phone**
Jessie: Hey, honey... I've missed you...
**He slaughtered Amber and then her parents**
**came at six the next day he killed them too.**
If you don't repost this bulletin in two hours, Amber
will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep
and murder you. The last thing you will see are her
rotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand and repost
this with the title "Why sex hurts girls, but guys love it"
Body: Why sex hurts girls, but guys love it!
vvvGO DOWN!!!vvv
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| FINE I'M UPDATING! hehe a/w last night was prom and it was wicked sweet i had a wonderful time my date was awsome and all my friends were so pretty. It kinda seems weird because you put so much time into planning the whole thing and then it's over in a flash and that's really depressing.  A/w so it was great hope everyone else who went had as good of a time as I did, welp ttyl chows! |
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| So...
I'm wicked excited because we got 3rd over all for championships in our class and that just makes my heart sooooo happy last night kinda sux, those who were there know what i mean! a/w i just don't understand how someone could make u soooo mad i mean like wowow pisssed and then u can't help but still be nice to them man i hate being tender hearted!!!! a/w i guess i'll ttyl byes guys!!! |
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| Yo so apparently no one loves me cause no one comments! |
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| just wanted to let you know if you didn't already that i have a myspace now woot woot yes!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/rennigirl
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